August 9, 2020 Stain Solver Newsletter

LAST CALL – SALE ENDS in HOURS

The STAIN SOLVER Sale ends in 6 hours.

FACT: The first thing I’m doing in the morning, and it will be very early, is to raise the prices of STAIN SOLVER.

Yes, I’m sorry, but I’m taking away from you the sale price. Everything has to end, right?

I have NO IDEA when we’ll have another sale.

This is your LAST CHANCE to save money in the immediate future.

CLICK or TAP HERE NOW to purchase STAIN SOLVER at it’s lowest price.

Thanks.

Tim Carter

August 8, 2020 Stain Solver Newsletter

STAIN SOLVER ODD Sale ENDING – T-minus 35 hours

The ODD Sale ends in 35 hours. (The sale ended at midnight on Sunday night, August 9, 2020.)

You can save 5, 7, or 9% depending on what size you select.

I have NO CLUE when we’ll have another sale.

I have NO CLUE when we’ll be able to manufacture again. At this point, the earliest is the middle of OCTOBER!!! That’s insanity.

CLICK or TAP HERE now to stock up and save money.

The SALE ENDS tomorrow night at midnight.

Period. No excuses.

Tim Carter

August 4, 2020 Stain Solver Newsletter

Have you ever wondered how to clean an antique quilt or other heirloom fabric?

You get ONE CHANCE to get it right.

Read the suspense-filled story about Diana’s challenge with this one-of-a-kind quilt:
Zwerner Quilt Full View

CLICK or TAP HERE and be amazed.

The ODD Sale – About to END

I reached out to you last Friday about the good news. Stain Solver was FINALLY back in stock.

After being out-of-stock for almost ten weeks, I knew that there would be a buying frenzy.

I was right.

So many responded there’s a chance we’re soon going to run out of your FAVORITE SIZE.

Never before in the history of Stain Solver did we sell SO MANY 50-pound buckets in SUCH A SHORT TIME.

Holy tomato!

Remember, the MORE you buy, the MORE you save. The sale will end on Sunday and the prices will be RAISED.

CLICK or TAP HERE now to place your order.

Thanks,

Tim Carter
Co-Founder – Stain Solver

July 31, 2020 Stain Solver Newsletter

We now have all of our sizes IN STOCK, well, not the cute little sample sizes. I’ll have those ready for you in a week.

But you’re probably not interested in that small bottle because you’re a POWER user.

TRUE STORY TIME

I reached out to you two days ago letting you know we finally had some product to sell. The pandemic had created a massive production issue at the factory in Illinois.

Since we placed the manufacturing order back in May, something happened. You may have been the person who caused this to occur.

A Stain Solver user who subscribes to this newsletter, and I really don’t know who it was, contacted Farm Show magazine. This person was was so happy about all that Stain Solver cleaned around her/his farm that she/he asked the magazine editor to do a story about Stain Solver so OTHER farmers could discover how well it works.

Guess what? Farm Show magazine does NOT SELL ADS. It was impossible for me to purchase an ad in the magazine and the subscriber knew this. This is why she/he begged the editor to tell all 300,000 Farm Show subscribers about Stain Solver.

This story might run as early as mid-September.

What do you think the open rate is of a magazine that depends SOLELY on subscription revenue to survive?

How much do you think the subscribers TRUST the articles in the magazine because they continue to subscribe?

If just 2 percent of the subscribers buy some Stain Solver to try it out, we will get WIPED OUT of all the stock we JUST MADE. In fact, we don’t have enough manufactured product right now to satisfy that many orders.

I contacted the factory yesterday and the EARLIEST they could make more Stain Solver is the beginning of October!

You may wonder:

“Tim, why should I care about all this?”

I know how many subscribers there are to this Stain Solver newsletter.

I know how many placed orders in the last 48 hours since I told you we had product back in stock.

You may have been one of the MANY THAT DID NOT ORDER ANY.

I can tell you that if you don’t REPLENISH your stock – or BUY EXTRA NOW – you may not get Stain Solver for months.

This is not a threat – it’s reality.

As of this morning, we have ALL SIZES in stock and ON SALE.

But as I said on Wednesday and I’ll repeat again, we have LIMITED QUANTITIES of each size. We can’t run the factory everyday. That’s not how it works.

I’m reminded of a funny scene in the hit TV show Parks and Recreation. Do you remember when Ron wanted lots of bacon and eggs and was worried that the waiter didn’t hear EXACTLY what he wanted?

CLICK or TAP HERE to watch that very short AND FUNNY video clip.

I WORRY THAT YOU DIDN’T HEAR ME.

I WORRY THAT WE’LL RUN OUT OF STAIN SOLVER AGAIN VERY SOON AND YOU’LL BE UNHAPPY WHEN YOU CAN’T GET SOME.

CLICK or TAP HERE NOW to place your order.

Tim Carter
Co-Founder of Stain Solver

July 29, 2020 Stain Solver Newsletter

Well, it’s been a while!

We FINALLY have two sizes of Stain Solver for sale. We were just alerted to this late yesterday.

You can purchase the 4.5-pound size or the 9.2-pound size.

The 2.2-pound and 50-pound sizes SHOULD be available next Monday.

You can get 7% off the 4.5-pound size now and 9% off the 9.2-pound size.

We have a LIMITED NUMBER of each of the two sizes in stock now. If you don’t want to run out in the next three months, I urge you to purchase MORE than you might normally.

CLICK or TAP HERE for the 4.5-pound size.

CLICK or TAP HERE for the 9.2-pound size.

Thanks for your patience.

Tim and Kathy Carter

President’s Day Stain Solver Sale

I shared the following in my Ask the Builder newsletter on Sunday. I thought you might chuckle too:

George Washington and Abe Lincoln!

Here’s another photo to gaze at:

burnt metal pot - stained

This is a metal pot. The black stain is from milk. How’s that possible?

Easy – turn on the burner to heat it up, walk away and get distracted. You can also melt plastic birds on tea pots the same way.

CLICK OR TAP HERE to see the metal pot after it soaked in Stain Solver.

What does this have to do with George and Abe?

Both former presidents drank lots of milk, and Abe had a glass of chocolate milk each night with two pecan cookies. Don’t believe the unfounded and ugly rumors about him and Disaronno. Not for a second.

What’s more, how do you think George got his muslin frock clean after splattering it with cherry juice when he cut down his Dad’s favorite tree?

He used STAIN SOLVER of course! He also used Stain Solver to get the mud stains off his pants after crossing the Delaware River. The infantry of the Continental Army using Stain Solver to clean their uniforms in hot water pots hanging over campfires is a story oft told at West Point.

Abe wore white shirts when he did his legal work for the Rock Island Railroad. He routinely got black ink on his sleeves because he hated wearing sleeve socks. Abe’s wife Mary loved to use Stain Solver to keep her man’s work shirts looking like new!

Thomas Jefferson told his admirals to use STAIN SOLVER to get algae off Old Ironsides before they finally switched to copper plates. He wanted the ship to look its best before he dispatched it to kick the Barbary Pirates’ butts. But I digress.

Wait, wait … I worry you think I’m being mendacious. Tsk tsk.

Let’s celebrate Presidents Day with the new the PRESIDENTS WOULD HAVE LOVED STAIN SOLVER SALE!

Stain Solver is a multi-purpose certified organic cleaner. CLICK OR TAP HERE to see my all-time FAVORITE before/after photos sent in by a customer.

Use the following promo code to get 10% off any purchase greater than $25.00.

PRESIDENT

You also get FREE SHIPPING to the four commonwealths plus the other 44 states that are all bunched up next to one another.

The sale ends in one week. I’ll be sending out reminder emails, but realize that quantities of the size you want are LIMITED. We only have so many boxed at the fulfillment center – I’m telling you the truth about this!

CLICK OR TAP HERE to place your order.

Stain Solver Winter Sale

It’s time for the FIRST Annual Old Man Winter Sale!

The sale starts NOW. It ENDS on Sunday, January 26, 2020 at midnight Eastern Time.

You can get 10% off ANY purchase greater than $25.00

Now’s the time to get that 9-pounder you’ve bragged to your neighbors about.

Or, go all in. Get a 50-pounder. WOOT!

Did you know that we have quite a few customers who buy a 50-pound size and split it with their friends and co-workers. Yes, it seems nuts, but it’s true.

Use this promo code:

OMW

CLICK or TAP HERE to make your purchase.

Realize that quantities of each size ARE LIMITED.

Yes, there are only SO MANY of each size at the fulfillment center. We can’t just make more the next day. Long story.

Thus, if you want to make sure YOU get the size YOU WANT, then by gosh order NOW.

Peace Out,

Tim and Kathy Carter

Flash Sale – Must Act Now

Happy Friday.

We MUST reduce the number of 2.2-pound sizes of Stain Solver at the fulfillment center.

Use the promo code below now to get 10% off and FREE SHIPPING to anyplace in the contiguous 48 USA states and commonwealths – yes, there are four commonwealths mixed in the 48. Bet you didn’t know that!

Promo Code: 2020

This FLASH SALE ends in HOURS. (Editor’s Note: The sale ended 01/06/2020.)

CLICK or TAP HERE to place your order.

Remember, this FLASH SALE only applies to the 2.2-pound size. You can buy more than one, but we recommend you don’t buy more than four at once.

ACT NOW.

Tim & Kathy Carter